Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

The Last Jedi – Top 8 Fake Spoilers for Episode VIII

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Star Wars fever is about to break out into another $2 billion box office rash. Apply these fake spoilers as a preventative salve to stave off your own case of Force-itis.

8 - Whether it's your evil lair or your family room, the remote's always in the last place you look.
8 – Whether it’s your evil lair or your family room, the remote’s always in the last place you look.
7 - Watch Poe and Finn's desperate struggle not to end up as the Ron Weasley of this trilogy.
7 – Watch Poe and Finn’s desperate struggle not to end up as the Ron Weasley of Star Wars.
6 - Mark Hamill's just relieved now that the last movie he holds a lightsaber in won't be Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
6 – Mark Hamill’s just relieved that the last movie he holds a lightsaber in will no longer be Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
5 - Without Han, how will we know what Chewie's saying?
5 – Without Han, how will we know what Chewie’s saying?
4 - No wonder they couldn't find Luke in Force Awakens. He was hiding in the Shire.
4 – No wonder they couldn’t find Luke in Force Awakens. He was hiding in the Shire.
Me-sa got a Jar Jar Binks feeling about this character.
3 – I’ve got a bad feeling about this character.
2 - "No, C3PO. I am your father."
2 – Next big reveal: “No, C3PO. I am your father.”
1 - Watch BB8 get whiplash trying to keep up with Star Wars directors getting hired and fired.
1 – Watch BB8 get whiplash trying to keep up with Star Wars directors getting hired and fired.
Bonus Spoiler - "Give Grandma Snoke a kiss!"
Bonus Spoiler – “Give your Grandma Snoke a kiss!”

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