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Top Ten Fake “Transformers: The Last Knight” Spoilers

June 6, 2017September 20, 2017 Boblius Culture, Films

You don’t have to wait until June 21st to get the inside scoop on Transformers: The Last Knight…

10 - It's come to this: To get parts in non-Star Wars movies, C3PO has to do nude scenes now. — 10 – It’s come to this: To get parts in non-Star Wars movies, C3PO has to do nude scenes now.

9 - John Goodman reprises his voice role as Hound because damn it, he's going to make 9 movies a year whether you like it or not. — 9 – John Goodman reprises his voice role as Hound because damn it, he’s going to make 9 movies a year whether you like it or not.

8 - Watch as Sir Anthony Hopkins whisper acts his way through another paycheck. — 8 – Watch as Sir Anthony Hopkins whisper acts his way through another paycheck.

7 - Remember back when Transformers used to disguise themselves as cars? That was a simpler time... — 7 – Remember back when Transformers used to disguise themselves as cars instead of dragons? That was a simpler time…

5 - When you need to save Earth there's only one man for the job: MacGruber. — 6 – When you need to save Earth, there’s only one man for the job: MacGruber.

5 - As you watch Last Knight, keep reminding yourself this thing is supposed to be one of the good guys. — 5 – As you watch Last Knight, keep reminding yourself this thing is supposed to be one of the good guys.

4 - The Decepticons now subcontract their bombing to the Empire's TIE fighters. — 4 – The Decepticons now subcontract their bombing to the Empire’s TIE fighters.

3 - Remember the All-Spark and Matrix? Try to act surprised when Excalibur turns out to be the McGuffin in this movie. — 3 – Remember the All-Spark and the Matrix? Well, try to act surprised when Excalibur turns out to be the McGuffin in Last Knight.

2 - Sorry, Mark. You've finally reached that difficult age for leading men when we can't tell if your costar is supposed to be your daughter or girlfriend. Hang in there, man. — 2 – Sorry, Mark. You’ve finally reached that difficult age for leading men where we can’t tell if your costar is supposed to be your daughter or your girlfriend. Hang in there, man.

1 - Just how confident are the Transformers' producers? They've mixed the most potent box office poison around into The Last Knight... King Arthur. — 1 – Just how confident are the Transformer producers? They’ve added the most potent box office poison around to The Last Knight… King Arthur.

Bonus Spoiler - We know there's no movie if they don't fight to save the planet but honestly, is there anything left to save in the living hellscape Earth has become? — Bonus Spoiler – We know there’s no movie if they don’t fight to save the planet but honestly, is there anything left to save in the living hell-scape Earth has become?

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