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Wonder Woman Trailer: Top Ten Fake Spoilers

Top Ten Fake Spoilers from the latest (and last) Wonder Woman Trailer:


10 - Warner Bros. went out of its way to hire a female director to make sure Wonder Woman got that touch of Baywatch young girls can look up to.
10 – Warner Bros. went out of its way to hire a female director to make sure Wonder Woman got that touch of Baywatch young girls can look up to.

x - Little Wonder Woman: "Where do babies on "Hot Chick Island" come from, Mommy?" Wonder Woman's Mother: "Uh..."
9 – Question: “Where do babies on Hot Chick Island come from, Mommy?”
Answer: “Uh…”

Wonder Woman: The feminist icon who doesn't leave the house without her favorite accessories.
8 – Wonder Woman: The feminist icon who always accessorizes before leaving the house to fight crime.


7 - Want to improve your posture? Sticking a sword down the back of your dress is an old finishing school trick.
7 – Want to improve your posture? Stick a sword down your dress. It’s an old finishing school trick.

Chris Pine uses Wonder Woman as an audition reel for the only franchise reboot he hasn't wormed his way into: Indian Jones.
6 – Chris Pine uses Wonder Woman as an audition reel for the only franchise reboot he hasn’t wormed his way into: Indiana Jones.

5 - "Diana, you're not on Hot Chick Island anymore! You have to wear the clothes we bought you!"
5 – “Diana, you’re not on Hot Chick Island anymore! You have to wear the clothes we bought you!”

4 - A little feminism insurance never hurts so here's your overweight female sidekick. Rebel Wilson was unavailable.
4 – The overweight female sidekick: A preemptive strike against the likely feminist backlash. (Rebel Wilson was unavailable.)

2 - Marvel's Captain America/Spider-Man intellectual property lawsuit pretty much writes itself.
3 – Marvel’s Spider-Man/Captain America/Iron Man intellectual property lawsuit pretty much writes itself.

1 - The Goggle kid from A Christmas Story's Santa line found work again.
2 – The Goggle kid from A Christmas Story finds work again.

9 - Wonder Woman's mother: "Fighting does not make you a hero." Wonder Woman: "No, Mom. It makes me a heroine."
1 – “Fighting does not make you a hero.”
Wonder Woman: “No, Mom. It makes me a heroine.”

x - TV's original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, still looks like this (left) as of last October but they couldn't throw a cameo her way?
Bonus Spoiler – TV’s original Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, still looks like this (left) but they couldn’t throw a cameo her way?

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