Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: Top 8 List for Episode VIII

April 15, 2017April 21, 2017 Boblius Featured Slide, Films, Humor, Media, Online Video

Top 8 Questions after watching the new trailer for Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi

8. Is Disney borrowing from their Marvel well to add wall crawling to Rey's abilities because normal Jedi powers aren't cool enough already? — #8 – Is Disney dipping into its Marvel well to make Rey a wall crawler because normal Jedi powers aren’t cool enough already?

#7 - The first lines heard are "Breath, just breathe." Is Luke reviving the lost Jedi art of Lamaze coaching? Do the words "Captain Phasma is pregnant" excite anyone else?! — #7 – The first lines are “Breath, just breathe.” Is Luke reviving the lost Jedi art of Lamaze coaching? Do the words “Captain Phasma is pregnant” excite anyone else?!

#6 - The same camera angle on Rey and Leia: Definitive proof they are mother and daughter. — #6 – The same camera angle on Rey and Leia: That has to be intentional, right?! Proof they are mother and daughter?!

#5 - Is Luke really so tired from Jedi-ing alone in New Zealand that he needs to take a knee? After all, he's not 900 years old like other marooned Jedi Masters we know. — #5 – Is Luke really so tired from Jedi-ing alone in New Zealand that he needs to take a knee? After all, he’s not 900 years old like other marooned Jedi Masters we know.

#4 - Sorry, Poe. This is what happens when you don't tip the attendants at your X-wing hangar. — #4 – Sorry, Poe. Did you forget to tip the attendant at your X-Wing hangar again?

#3 - Has Finn been in the same coma since Force Awakens? They built Luke a new hand overnight in Empire but they can't wake Flynn up? — #3 – Has Finn been in the same coma since Force Awakens? They built Luke a new hand overnight in Empire but they can’t wake Finn up after three months?

#2 - How is Rey supposed to do the piggy back rides and headstand lifts required of Jedi apprentices when Luke weighs ten times as much as Yoda? — #2 – How is Rey supposed to do the piggy back rides and handstand lifts required of Jedi apprentices when Luke weighs ten times as much as Yoda?

#2 - How long until Al Gore boycotts Last Jedi for promoting irresponsible fossil fuel vehicles? — #1 – How long until Al Gore boycotts Last Jedi for promoting irresponsible fossil fuel vehicles?