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The Shape of Water – Top 5 Fake Spoilers

As yet another film you feel obligated to say is good when your girlfriend is around hurtles toward Oscar gold this year, check out these fake spoilers so you can sound like one of the 80 people who’ve actually seen it…

5 - To capture that "empty theater" look, they filmed on location at a Weinstein Oscar screening.
5 – To capture that “empty theater” look, they filmed on location at a Weinstein Oscar screening.

4 - So that's why he's reading this book.
4 – So that’s why he’s reading this book.

3 - As Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and Marisa Tomei can testify to, doing nothing is one of the best ways to win an Oscar.
3 – As Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and Marisa Tomei can attest to, doing nothing is one of the best ways to win an Oscar.

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