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A Wrinkle in Time – Top 10 Fake Spoilers

Was anyone else assigned A Wrinkle in Time in middle school but couldn’t remember the plot if your life depended on it? Well fear not because it’s hitting the big screen on March 9th. To get you ready for this trip down faded memory lane, here are some fake spoilers:

10 - Disney introduces kids not only to the fantasy world of Madeleine L'Engle's writing but also their first acid trip.
10 – Disney introduces kids not only to the fantasy world of Madeleine L’Engle’s writing but also their first acid trip.

9 - Greatest suspension of disbelief required for Wrinkle in Time: Buying Chris Pine as an astrophysicist.
9 – Greatest suspension of disbelief required for Wrinkle in Time? Buying Chris Pine as an astrophysicist.

8 - Oprah's newest favorite thing: PLATINUM HAIR WEAVES!
8 – Oprah’s newest favorite thing: PLATINUM HAIR WEAVES!

8 - Every journey to save the universe starts with a spin through Wisteria Lane to check in with the Desperate Housewives from Hell
7 – Every journey to save the universe starts with a spin through Wisteria Lane to check in with the Desperate Housewives from hell.


6 - While it's a bold step forward to cast Meg Murray with an African-American girl, isn't sticking a big colored dot on the only Indian actress kind of a step back?
6 – While it’s a step forward to cast Meg Murray with an African-American girl, isn’t sticking a big colored dot on the only Indian actress kind of a step back?

5 - "Oprah's reviews are in! Save yourself!"
5 – “Oprah’s reviews are in! Save yourself!”

4 - The kids' first test is to convince a hoarder to leave her home.
4 – The kids’ first test: Convince a hoarder to leave her home.

3 - Only a "Visionary Director" like Ava DuVernay could make the bold artistic choice to change the setting to southern California for tax credits.
3 – Only a “visionary director” like Ava DuVernay could make the bold artistic choice to change the book’s setting to southern California for tax credits.

2 - Get used to this kid because he'll be playing Spider-Man #5 in a few years.
2 – Get used to this kid. He’ll be playing Spider-Man #5 before you know it.

1 - One cast member earned a competitive Academy Award while the other was given an honorary Oscar. Can you guess which is which?
1 – One cast member earned a competitive Academy Award while the other was given an honorary Oscar. Can you guess which is which?

Bonus - As a devout scientologist, Michael Pena thought he was making a documentary the whole time.
Bonus Spoiler – As a devout scientologist, Michael Pena thought he was making a documentary the whole time.

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